Wednesday, April 14, 2010

Thigs I've Learned As A Mom

1. You don't have to be a Grannie to have hemorrhoids
2. Boobs do more than bounce
3. A hot date can happen at Chic-Fil-A
4. Going to bed by 9pm is AWESOME
5. Disney cartoons have cuss words in them
6. Mom was right, what goes around comes around
7. Left-overs are a delicious dinner offering
8. Kids won't walk into Kindergarten with a diaper, but they may wear one until the night before
9. When they are quiet something is wrong, messy & very wrong...

on that note I gotta run. my quiet pay-backer is in need of some assistance...

2 comments:

Christa Hagler said...

Cute post, and much truth in it! We just finished our coop this week. We will be dropping to a 4 day school week for the remainder of our school year. Hopefully we can get together soon! We will have a little more time now.

Lydia said...

love this :) very true, and funny!